January 2010
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Jan 29th
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Officially open. Support @zeePHUNKk by checking... →
seizurerobots: (via ronpalustre)  love the designs, mel. gonna order mine as soon as my paypal’s refilled. =)
Jan 29th
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ListenWhat can I say? I’m in a Disney mood this...
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Listen“Love Is The Person You Think About During...
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awww shiiiiiieettttt
me: ever get so caught up in work, that you forgot you had to poo?
john: that happens to me during fourplay too. like i totally forget i had to shit and then once im done i start running LOL
me: you have to poo during foreplay?
john: no sometimes i have to poo but then foreplay begins and you cant just be llike hold up
me: ew, for your girl's sake, i hope nothing slips
john: i have good muscle control (pause) LOL
me: that's a great talent....in prison
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What’s your favorite drug? Alcohol is not a drug i don’t really like drugs…unless NyQuil counts. that shit makes me hallucinate! hmm?
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Jan 26th
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ListenWeezer - Say it Ain’t So Oh yeah. All...
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Michelle Phan...fan.
Me: i watch michelle phan on youtube, not bc i wanna learn how to do my makeup in simple, easy to follow steps, but....cuz shez just so damn cute.
Pamfriednoodles: lol weird
Me: yeah, my sister was startin to question how i know so much about hairstyles & makeup
Pamfriednoodles: you're a strange guy, norm
Jan 25th
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“We’re all gonna do 3 things, ok? We have 3 things that we all share....”
– Dane Cook
Jan 25th
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Listen#nowplaying ♫Jason DeRulo - In My Head♫ Jason...
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Jan 22nd
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formspring.me
if you could make your dream nachos, what would you put on it? OH MAN. Can’t I have EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA nacho cheese, jalapenos, sour cream, salsa, and don’t forget the GUAC! guacomole is a MUST. ..in a container with the volume equivalence of a standard kiddie pool. thanks. hmm?
Jan 22nd
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ListenJoss Stone - Big Ol Game Summertime And Wendy I...
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ListenCommon - The Light Yeah.. Doo-doo-doo,...
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Jan 19th
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Too Far?
(Skylar's status: recently purchased six-inch loubs: slutty or acceptable?)
Me: i was gonna write a smartass comment on ur status, but i think it might be too crass
Skylar: What
Me: "i think the answer to that depends on whether or not they maintain their position on the ground or above your head."
Me: i dont think the less pervy woulda gotten that tho, lol
Skylar: ...
Skylar: my mouth just opened
Me: lol, im just joking!
Me: uh...don't hate me.
Jan 19th
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Listeni need some rock music today. my boss is startin...
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