January 2010
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seizurerobots:
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love the designs, mel.
gonna order mine as soon as my paypal’s refilled. =)
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awww shiiiiiieettttt
me: ever get so caught up in work, that you forgot you had to poo?
john: that happens to me during fourplay too. like i totally forget i had to shit and then once im done i start running LOL
me: you have to poo during foreplay?
john: no sometimes i have to poo but then foreplay begins and you cant just be llike hold up
me: ew, for your girl's sake, i hope nothing slips
john: i have good muscle control (pause) LOL
me: that's a great talent....in prison
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What’s your favorite drug? Alcohol is not a drug
i don’t really like drugs…unless NyQuil counts.
that shit makes me hallucinate!
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Michelle Phan...fan.
Me: i watch michelle phan on youtube, not bc i wanna learn how to do my makeup in simple, easy to follow steps, but....cuz shez just so damn cute.
Pamfriednoodles: lol weird
Me: yeah, my sister was startin to question how i know so much about hairstyles & makeup
Pamfriednoodles: you're a strange guy, norm
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We’re all gonna do 3 things, ok? We have 3 things that we all share....
– Dane Cook
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if you could make your dream nachos, what would you put on it?
OH MAN. Can’t I have EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA nacho cheese, jalapenos, sour cream, salsa, and don’t forget the GUAC! guacomole is a MUST.
..in a container with the volume equivalence of a standard kiddie pool. thanks.
hmm?
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Too Far?
(Skylar's status: recently purchased six-inch loubs: slutty or acceptable?)
Me: i was gonna write a smartass comment on ur status, but i think it might be too crass
Skylar: What
Me: "i think the answer to that depends on whether or not they maintain their position on the ground or above your head."
Me: i dont think the less pervy woulda gotten that tho, lol
Skylar: ...
Skylar: my mouth just opened
Me: lol, im just joking!
Me: uh...don't hate me.
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