Barney Stinson: One time I met a girl… at this very bar… [flashback] Barney Stinson: I saw that she had the crazy eyes… but I ignored it. And then, sure enough… [further flashback] Lauren: Barney, can I ask you a question? Barney Stinson: Anything. Lauren: Would you like to have a three-some? Barney Stinson: Of course… Lauren: Great! It would be me, you and Mr Weasels! (stuffed animal)[back… to reality] Ted Mosby: So, did you do it ? Barney Stinson: No. It ended up being just the two-some. With the third one watching from a chair. Ted Mosby: Which one were you ? Barney Stinson: [looking askance] I’d rather not say.

Barney Stinson: One time I met a girl… at this very bar…
[flashback]
Barney Stinson: I saw that she had the crazy eyes… but I ignored it. And then, sure enough…
[further flashback]
Lauren: Barney, can I ask you a question?
Barney Stinson: Anything.
Lauren: Would you like to have a three-some?
Barney Stinson: Of course…
Lauren: Great! It would be me, you and Mr Weasels! (stuffed animal)
[back… to reality]
Ted Mosby: So, did you do it ?
Barney Stinson: No. It ended up being just the two-some. With the third one watching from a chair.
Ted Mosby: Which one were you ?
Barney Stinson: [looking askance] I’d rather not say.